Me: Mum, you can't watch the TV

Mum: Why?

Me: Because our TV boxset is Virgin Media, only virgins can watch it

*Mum laughs*

Mum: it's called that because originally it was Virgin Records and Record people (i forgot the term) used to be known for having many...affairs

Me: so does that mean you can't listen to their records aswell?

I'm proud of 13 year old me for making such a mediocre sex joke to my Mum that i still remember it to this day.

There's a 90% success rate you'll get the TV from this, unless your parents are smartasses like mine.