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RosieUV
You name it; if it's on a computer I probably do it or have tried it. God I have too many hobbies and I love it.

Rosie Ultraviolett @RosieUV

Age 17, She/her

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Posted by RosieUV - June 7th, 2022


I asked Dad the other day if he could buy me "The Henry stickmin collection" on Steam as I am a big fan of the flash games. When I was searching for the Steam page I found a bunch of websites where people could download the game for free. Why the fuck would anyone pirate an Indie game!? I understand pirating something like "The Sims 4" because nobody wants to spend over 100 quid* on DLC and expansion packs; but this was £11.39** and made by a small group of people who actually care about their work and you just go and screw them over like this!?


You could call me a hypocrite because I literally have "TheWatchCartoonOnline" open in another tab (according to some random ass website it isn't a piracy site, but let's be honest, it is.) That's because Mum and Dad never bought Netflix or any other streaming services (gen X loves it's pre recorded cable TV) sooooo


*$126 (quid is a slang term for pounds £)

**$15 (that's why the conversion isn't a whole number)


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Posted by RosieUV - June 5th, 2022


Basically. if you don't know him he's a famous author who wrote children's books in the 70's and 80's; and only now have I realised how dark these books were.


A great example is "Charlie and the chocolate factory" which is about some guy called Willy Wonker who runs a famous chocolate factory (such a British thing to write about) and he makes this publicity stunt where he puts 5 golden tickets into random chocolate bars and whoever gets the tickets gets an exclusive tour around his factory, where nobody except him can go inside as Wily Wonker was paranoid of spies. Sounds pretty harmless, sure there's a couple plot holes but this book is 45 years old so it can be excused.


The first child falls into a chocolate waterfall, gets sucked up a pipe, then had all the chocolate and other crap squeezed from him while some ummpa loompas (fictional creatures who work there who only get payed in food...wait hold on-) sang about how the child is a fatass. The second child stole some chewing gum and inflated like a balloon and had to be rolled out and deflated while the ummpa loompas were singing (they do that a lot.) The third fell into a rubbish dump. The forth got stuck inside a TV and turned tiny: then had to be stretched out so he looked like a 13 foot stick. And the fifth (Charlie) got the factory, but also got stuck inside a lift that went to space. Now imagine if that was a book for adults and Willy Wonker was some kind of child murder (@Xploshi did something similar to this at one point). Not much would have to be changed tbh, just chuck in some blood and swears and there you go.


Another one, which was one of my favourite books when I was 7, was this one called "The Witches" which is about these women who are trying to wipe out children. There's literally a song talking about how they're gonna' drug the sweets and give them to children in a sweet shop so when they go to school the next day they turn into mice. Then the teacher walks in and finds all the mice, kills them all with mouse traps, and reads a book wondering where her students went. How is classified as a children's book!? I guess it's worded and the story is told in a way that children don't really understand it well. But still: how many authors can get away with writing a book about child murders to infant school students*?


And all the books (at least the ones I've read) are like this: the main character's family turns into ducks as karma for shooting ducks for fun, and they almost die, a married couple like to torture monkeys and pour glue onto the tree in their garden to catch birds to eat (at one point 4 boys climbed the tree and got stuck, and the couple were completely fine with wanting to kill them and bake them into a pie, but the boys escaped), a 4 year old girl gets neglected by her family because she likes to read, the head teacher at a primary school** abuses her students and threw one across the playground by her ponytails, and then that 4 year old abuses the head teachers trauma by pulling a trick to make it look like the ghost of a dead relative is talking to her so she'll leave her job, a young boy is forced to work by his aunts after his parents died in front of his eyes a couple years back, the list goes on...


I would genuinely see a film remake where they crank up the violence and say swear words as it just seems so fitting for the books, The only books I can think of which aren't really dark is his 2 autobiographies.


*infant school: age 4-7

**elementary school: age 4-11


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Posted by RosieUV - June 3rd, 2022


Today in the UK is the official date marking 70 years that the Queen has been on the throne, and I've been to 2 parties in the last week; and in both of them I just sat in the corner and did nothing.


The Jubilee's are when Britain gets the most patriotic, I have never seen so many Union Jacks in one place up until now.


Posted by RosieUV - June 2nd, 2022


20 people actually like my crap!

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Posted by RosieUV - June 1st, 2022


wooo pride stuff!


time to beg mum for merch to hang on my wall


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Posted by RosieUV - May 29th, 2022


There's this protest I see now and then on this road, where a bunch of Facebook mums and twitter zombies hold up signs saying: "don't vaccinate, the government is controlling us, we are oppressed" etc. One thing they love to talk about is free speech, so let me make something clear to all you retards.


You still have free speech. You can say whatever you want: but you're not free from consequences.


The kinds of people who say crap like: "Oh YoU'rE tAkInG aWaY mY fReE sPeAcH" are the same kinds of people who like to yell racist slurs to people, and get pissed when that person get angry. Ironic, as if you disagree with them on the smallest topic, or try to criticise them, they act like a baby. Guess there's nothing changing hypocrites then.


unrelated: but why is my XP not counting? I've been stuck on level 7 for god knows how long now.


Edit: finally got to level 8 wooo


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Posted by RosieUV - May 28th, 2022


  1. Whenever I'm scrolling through the M rated art portal to find some horror/gore art, there's a 50/50 chance your going to find the gore, or find some anime girl's asshole. There should be genre filters on the game, movie and art portal, sorta similar to what the audio portal does. So if you want to find a fantasy puzzle game, you can put what type of game you want aswell as what genre it is. Then I won't have to deal with scrolling past titties when trying to find someone getting their eyes ripped out (and yes I know there are tags but some people don't put them on and every now and then the titties appear because they use the tag aswell.)


  1. The time zone doesn't match my time zone and you can't change it


  1. The date is in the American form (eg. 28/05/2022 would be 05/28/2022) and you can't change it


  1. needs more profile colours, or an ability to customise it

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Posted by RosieUV - May 27th, 2022


Me: Mum, you can't watch the TV


Mum: Why?


Me: Because our TV boxset is Virgin Media, only virgins can watch it


*Mum laughs*


Mum: it's called that because originally it was Virgin Records and Record people (i forgot the term) used to be known for having many...affairs


Me: so does that mean you can't listen to their records aswell?


I'm proud of 13 year old me for making such a mediocre sex joke to my Mum that i still remember it to this day.


There's a 90% success rate you'll get the TV from this, unless your parents are smartasses like mine.


Posted by RosieUV - May 23rd, 2022


Has any other artist/writer had a problem where they come up with a name for an OC and it turns out it's the name of some actor you've never heard before but is still relevant enough to have their own Wikipedia article?


That's always why I google search me OCs name to see if it's:


  1. A real person
  2. A character off a cartoon
  3. A swear word in another language


Usually nowadays I just take the first name from some random character in a show and combine it with a random object as the last name. I used to just type random gibberish onto my computer until it forms a pronounceable word which is why a lot of my OCs from 1-2 years ago are just random letters merged together. Or just rip it from an old character I don't care about anymore which is why I have about 3 characters named Charlotte.


Although I remember one OC I got the name off some Discord username one of my online friends had, and didn't realise until a couple months later it's a slang word for 'Communist'


Posted by RosieUV - May 22nd, 2022


I was eating macaroni cheese when I came up with this great idea:


What if there was a version of Scratch for stubborn teenagers like me who don't want to learn Javascript?


I mean think about it: there's already Scratch addons and Turbowarp who give new features like folders, 60fps, customisable stage sizing and exports to HTML/EXE. Put all the great ideas from them and chuck it into a version of Scratch designed for professional game devs and hobbyists. There's already ScratchJR for infant school students, why isn't there a version dedicated to high school students? There's a group of people, including me, who have been practicing the art for years now, I have since I was 7 and now i know all the tips and tricks (mostly) but it can be limiting in points which bugs me (mainly my paranoia for the file size).


This may be too laggy for the website version, but release it as a computer program and it'll probably run well. The kinds of peole who would use this are probably going to export it to .EXE anyway. I feel like this could make people take Scratch more seriously as more than a thing you use in your Y4 computing class, and more like a hardcore programming language for people who just can't grasp text based coding languages.


Imagine in a not to distant future where Scratch could be powerful enough to run 3D games and online games well (I mean you already can but not really) that would be freaking awsome!


In conclusion: can there be a more feature packed and complicated version of Scratch aimed at teenagers who use Scratch as their main programming language please.


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